Here at Becker's Hospital Review, we writers are up to our noses in healthcare business and policy issues everyday. In the spirit of Valentine's Day, and the influence and inspiration from social media, we crafted some of our own #healthpolicyvalentines.
I know we're between recommended screening intervals, but I'm still scoping you out, baby.
Our love is just like an ASC: high quality, low cost.
I don't need a certificate of need to know I want this joint venture to be official.
I have more ways to say "I love you" than ICD-10 has codes.
I may not understand meaningful use, but I sure can attest to my feelings for you.
You're not here
It tears me apart
Once CMS pays for telehealth coverage
I'll show you my heart.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love you as intensely
As doctors hate meaningful use stage 2
You take me to heaven, where our love proliferates like big data in the cloud.
Like anti-vaxxers, I'm irresponsibly sick (in love).
My love for you is like ICD-10, unavoidable and a constant headache.
Unlike physicians, my love for you is in no shortage.
You are my sunshine (Act)
My only sunshine (Act)
You make me happy
When skies are gray.
My love for you is like a hospital chargemaster: Enormous, inflated and impossible to explain.
I'm a walking, talking R00.0 ICD-10-CM code when I'm around you. Nonstop rapid heartbeat, babe.
Managing the capacity of a hospital's emergency department is hard. Managing my heart's capacity for you is even harder.
Our love could withstand 60-something House votes to repeal. Ain't no undermining us, babe.